One more addage.

Also, people should start incorporating old Milton Bradley game phrases into their everyday life.

Examples:

"I'm going to hit you in the dining room with a candlestick." (Clue)

"Has anyone seen my silver dog?" (Monopoly)

"Sorry" (Sorry)

You just can't use anything from the game Risk. Just watch.

"I'm going to conquer your Great Britain with a battalion of horses and trebuchets."

See...it doesn't work.